Awesome Inc.

So whilst setting up this page, I was allowed to choose from one of many generic templates to establish a graphical layout of my blog; all presumably chosen from a community college graphic design portfolio. Not to knock community college or anything, I love community college. I spent 8 years in one… I wish that were a joke.

Anyway, one of the templates was titled “Awesome Inc.” So my question to you: would there ever be a question as to which template I would choose? I think not. I wish that everything in life came with the label “Awesome Inc.”

Thank you, all 7 of you, who tuned into my debut show. To the 2 of you who took a chance on me and decided to not shut off your radio: I sincerely thank you. To the remaining 5 that I blackmailed: your own fault for having such a weakness for ladies of the night in places where one can so easily snap photos; however I feel like the punishment fits the crime. Don’t ask.

On Monday’s show, I played the songs that were also rejected titles for my show. If you want to create a pitch perfect reenactment of what the show sounded like, just insert some cringe worthy forced dialogue between these songs. Here’s the list:

Left of the Dial 3/28:

Wave of Mutilation – Pixies

Sound System – Operation Ivy

Junior Kickstart – The Go! Team

Hybrid Moments – The Misfits

Harmony in my Head – Buzzcocks

Pretty Vacant – The Sex Pistols

Complete Control – The Clash

Dance This Mess Around – The B-52’s

Gold Sounds – Pavement

Freak Scene – Dinosaur Jr.

Tentative Decisions – Talking Heads

Mongoloid – Devo

Satellite of Love - Lou Reed

Suburban Home – The Descendants

Radio, Radio – Elvis Costello and the Attractions

Left of the Dial – The Replacements